Comedy Writing

THE NEW YORK TIMES
 Freelancers of the World - Unite in Despair!
 Please Let Me Join Your Heist

THE WASHINGTON POST
 It's a Weird Year. There's a German Word for That.

McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY
 What I've Learned as the Daughter of a Father
 Help! I Just Clicked Gmail’s Automated Responses and Now I am On a Deserted Island in Fiji for Having Accrued Too Much Debt
 The Alt-Left's Radical Agenda
 Anthony Scaramucci Called Me, His GrubHub Delivery Guy, to Unload About White House Leakers, Reince Priebus, and Steve Bannon - And I'm Still On the Phone With Him 
 We Refuse to Perform at Trump's Inauguration! Also, Why Haven't We Been Invited to Perform at Trump's Inauguration?
 • The Ultimate Pub Quiz Team
 • Obituaries for Teenage Girls if They Actually Died When They Say They're Dying
 • Easy Ways for Asian Americans to Fit In

REDUCTRESS
 
• Quiz: Are You White Enough to Make Your Instagram Captions About Witches or Pizza?
 • Asian Woman Can’t Tell if Man Has a Fetish or Sincerely Loves Miyazaki Films
 • Wow! This Woman Made Her Skin and Face Look Years Younger Simply by Being Asian
 • We Gave Men a Map of America and Only 7% Could Locate the Clitoris
 • Asian Woman Kindly Corrects Bigot With the More Accurate Racial Slur
 • Man Costumes to Make You Seem Like One of the Guys
 • 8 Child Actresses Who Grew Up to Be Your Stepmother

HUFFPOST COMEDY
 • What Paul Ryan is Really Thinking in his MLK Day Photo
 • Ringo Writes a Song
 • Welcome to the 2017 School of Journalism
 • Ways to Accept a Compliment as a Normal, Well-Adjusted Human
 It's Me, Lindsay Lohan's Twin from The Parent Trap That No One Fucking Knows About
  Guns Are Our Shared Responsibility. So Is Taking Out the Trash, Mich--Michelle?
 Jamie, Please Hang Out With Me

 

THE NEW YORKER
 • What I Think My Friends Do Because I Was Too Nervous to Ask and Now It’s Too Late
 • Upcoming Reboots of Nancy Meyers’s 1998 “The Parent Trap”
 • Updated Privacy Policy for Being My Friend
 • Spooky Things Have Have Happened Since They Opened that Sarcophagus in Egypt
 • More Chinese Proverbs by Ivanka Trump
 • Seven Signs that Your Man's Masculinity is Nontoxic
 • Rejected Names for Melania’s “Be Best” Campaign
 • Complete Transcript of Paul Ryan's Retirement Remarks
 • Horror Movies Based on My Actual Fears
 • Highlights of My Trip to White America
 • Ivanka Trump's Holiday Decorations and Gifts Guide
 • The Only Times When It's OK to Enter a Subway Car Before People Exit
 • G.O.P. Get-Well-Soon Cards
 • Pep Talks to Get You to Read the News
 • Department Questionnaire: How Has Affirmative Action Hurt You?
 • Trump's Advice for Girl Scouts
 • Rejected Slogans for the Democratic Party's New Agenda
 • Donald Trump, Jr., the F.A.Q. Section
 • Newly Discovered Very Illegal Thing Will Finally Bring Down Trump (Or Be Another Cute Tile in the Mosaic of Democracy's Demise, I Guess)
 • Upcoming Utopian Novels (Now That We Live in a Dystopia)
 • Steve Bannon's Cover Letter
 • Sherlock Holmes and the Massacre at Bowling Green
 • Times I Have Actually Used Math Since High School
 • Why I'm Not Voting

CATAPULT
 If Famous Authors Described My Attempts at Dating
 If Famous Authors Described My Daily Meals

THE AMERICAN BYSTANDER
The Implied Contract for When a Stranger Asks You to Watch Their Things While They Use the Bathroom

THE TOAST
 
 A Woman's Guide to Running for Political Office   

GLAMOUR
 
• I'm a Laurel, But I Wish I Were a Yanny

FUNNY OR DIE
 • New All-Women Reboots that Prove Girl Power is Everything

COLLEGEHUMOR
 • Ladies: 8 Signs You Found the Perfect Man
 • 8 Reasons to Feel Bad for White People

Essays, Letters, etc (selected)

THE ATLANTIC
 
 The Conversation: Bari Weiss vs. the 'Outrage Mobs'

SHONDALAND
  Then Again, They Were Turtles
 More Than Just a Haircut

THE HUFFINGTON POST
  A Month of Microaggressions

NPR / KQED BAY AREA RADIO
  Despair and Hope
  History Matters